Crazy Store Names: Um, What Do You Mean?

The roadside is littered with ordinary places bearing odd names, sometimes very odd. Here some of the best head scratchers, many contributed by public-spirited readers of Interesting Ideas. You too can nominate weird store names for the Grog & Groc Hall of Fame.

Master Bait and Tackle

Mother Cluckers Kitchen, Elston Avenue at Foster, Chicago

PuPuHotPot

Reamstown


ShigsInPit

Tight Assets

Kum & Go

Fatal Restaurant, Budapest (guest photo)


Schmuck-Cafe. Kramgasse, Bern, Switzerland. Where you relax after shopping at the Jerk StoreStop & Gas. Lake Avenue, Lockport, NYEl Glop. Carrer de Casp, BarcelonaCafe Bong, Clark Street at Edgewater, Chicago


Weird Store Names: Gross Convenient StoreSophia Choice Gift Shop, San FranciscoBuda/Pest Restaurant, London, Ontario

-arousal Cafe & Fish Bar, A496, Barmouth, Wales


  • Alkie’s Liquor Store
  • Ash Wipe Chimney Sweeps
  • Äss Bar
  • Beaver Cleaners
  • Beaver Liquors
  • Big Boy’s Steel Erection
  • Big Dick’s Halfway Inn
  • Billy Bob’s Park & Pork
  • Bong Recreation Area
  • Buda Pest
  • The Bunghole Liquors
  • Café Bong
  • Chinese Ho
  • Cluck-U-Chicken
  • Crooks Warehouses
  • Cruisin’ Chubby’s Gentleman’s Club
  • Cum Park Plaza
  • Cumon Inn Farm
  • Dave’s Drink and Drive
  • Dicks Liquor
  • Doggy Style
  • Dr. Bonnie Beaver, Ob/Gyn
  • Eat My Buns bakery
  • El Glop
  • Fatal Restaurant
  • Fu King Chinese Restaurant
  • Fu-Kim Grand Palace
  • Fucifino Cafe
  • Gross Convenient Store
  • Gross Gas
  • Hairkiller
  • Happy Hooker Bait Store
  • Holy Sheet! Housewares
  • House of Poon Chinese restaurant
  • Hung Far Low
  • Judy’s Lounge & Liquor
  • Kiss My Glass
  • Kum & Go
  • Kuntry Kitchen
  • Master Bait and Tackle
  • Mercury Fish N Chips
  • Mother Cluckers Kitchen
  • Noel’s Pee Pee Gas
  • Pass Gas
  • The Permanent Solution
  • Pho King
  • Poo Ping Palace
  • Pu Pu Hot Pot
  • Raper’s Rent to Own
  • Reamstown Athletic Assoc. Parking in Rear
  • S&M Auto Parts & Machine Shop
  • S&M Liquors
  • S&M Motel
  • S&M Supply Co.
  • Schmuck-Cafe
  • Sexty Sex Lounge
  • Shigs in Pit
  • Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn
  • Sophie Choice Gift Shop
  • Stop & Gas
  • Tight Assets
  • Tumbling Tots child care
  • What the Pho

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